Best & worst Christmas cracker jokes!

Hello today I'm feeling really festive as it is only 5 days till Christmas! I thought, to get you in the Christmas mood, I'd tell you some of the best & worst Christmas cracker jokes!

Some of the worst:

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
  
A Christmas Quacker!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
 
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

 Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
 
Santa Jaws

Who is Santa's favorite singer? 
Elf-is Presley!

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
 
The elf-abet!

What did Santa say to the smoker?  
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

Some of the best!:

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
 
It's Christmas, Eve!

How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
 
25 There’s "no EL"!

Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters? 
They keep loosing their needles!

Thank you for reading today's blog and I hope it made you laugh!

Meanwhile here is a puzzle for you to solve:

• try to find the panda in the picture above (if you can't find it, scroll down for the answer)!

Thank you for reading and let me know if there is any Christmas jokes that you like/dislike!

Lucy :)