Blogmas day 24- best and worst Christmas cracker jokes.

Hello so as tomorrow is Christmas I thought I'd tell you a few of the jokes you could tell instead of the ones you get in your Christmas crackers!

Best:
What carol is heard in the dessert?

– “O Camel ye faithful”

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas Eve.

What’s the best Christmas present you could get?

A broken drum - you just can’t beat it.

What do elves learn at school?

The elf-abet.

What does a frog do if his car breaks down?

He gets it toad away.

Why can’t Christmas trees knit?

Because they always drop their needles.

Worst:
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

– A Christmas Quacker


Who delivers presents to cats?

– Santa Paws

What do you call a blind reindeer?

No idea.

What kind of paper likes music?

(W)rapping paper.

What’s furry and minty?

A polo bear.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Thank you for reading todays blog and I hope you enjoyed it. The jokes in the bigger black font are the ones I think are the best and the worst! Merry Christmas!

Lucy :)