Blogmas day 9- best and worst Christmas cracker jokes.

Hello so a year ago I did a blog about the best and worst Christmas cracker jokes and it went down really well so I thought I'd do another one.

Best:

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws

Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet!

What did Santa say to the smoker? 
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

Horn-aments!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?

25. There’s "no EL"!

What athlete is warmest in winter?
 
A long jumper!

Worst:

What carol is heard in the desert?

O camel ye faithful!

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?

Cross Mouse Cards!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis!

What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?

Mistle-toad!

Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas?

Noël Coward!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!

Thank you for reading todays blog and I hope you enjoyed it.

Lucy :)